February 2012
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January 2012
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December 2011
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October 2011
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September 2011
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Tim Heidecker: PRESS RELEASE: "A HOUSE DIVIDED"... →
timheidecker:
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Announcing EMERIL LAGASSE’S “A HOUSE DIVIDED” Shire Mountain Entertainment is proud to announce the 2012 theatrical film release of “A House Divided” a new romantic “dramady” written, directed and starring Celebrity Chef Phenomenon Emeril Lagasse. The film which…
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August 2011
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July 2011
9 posts
ROB MOSES: Sequels Named by Someone Not Sure If... →
robmoses:
Legally Blonde 3: The Revenge Chronicles
She’s The Man 2: Now Several Men
Hobo With A Shotgun The Squeakuel
Where The Wild Things Went When Shit Got Real
127 Hours 2: Also My Penis
Cars 3D: RISE OF THE MACHINES
Hotel For Dogs 2: Cujo Sleeps Over
Toddlers and Tiaras and Zombies
She’s The…
June 2011
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May 2011
5 posts
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Peter Piper
Peter Piper picked a pickled pecker
from the marsh.
Peter Piper wondered why would it be growing
there in march.
Peter Piper pulled and pulled, and out popped
William Walsh.
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April 2011
6 posts
ROB MOSES: Rebecca Black and my Defense →
robmoses:
If you’re anything like me, the first thing you thought when you heard the new smash hit “Friday” by Rebecca Black was “Oh God I left the baby in the car!”. Also if you’re anything like me you have quite a bit of questions to answer about your unlucky streak of children dying inside your…
ROB MOSES: Sexism: An Essay →
robmoses:
Dear ladies,
Hey, how’s it going? How’s your period? LOL! Me too. Anyways, I wanted to have a little chat with you. You may have noticed that I’ve been peeing a lot lately. It’s all the Hi-C. Goes right through me. Let’s cut to the chase: last week you asked me if I could pretty please put the…
March 2011
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January 2011
1 post
ROB MOSES: How To Speak Spanish LESSON 1 →
robmoses:
Spanish is a language spoken by millions of people around the world. It is important to be able to communicate to those around us. That’s why I am making the effort to make what I know available. Follow along with these easy lessons and soon you’ll be jive-talkin’ like a dun gone booty blossom….
December 2010
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